WILLIAM ARTHUR HOLMES (contact me here)

Benny

Benny: "Hasn't shown up for work yet? She borrowed my car! Where the hell is she?"

Benny: "My wife was walking to the store on the corner for a pack of cigarettes when a speeding truck went out of control and ran her over on the sidewalk. If not for those cigarettes she would be alive today."

Venelia: "They fired me."
Benny: "Well, they fired me, too, but you don't see me putting a flame thrower to the place."

Benny: "It's a temp agency. I'm a temp. They sent me here, on a temporary basis, to work."

Venelia: "I just remembered where I've seen you before."
Benny: "Look, it was just a party. Things happen. Don't hold it against me."