WILLIAM ARTHUR HOLMES (contact me here)

Chandler

Chandler: "How should I know? Do I look like I speak tree?"

Chandler: "With that sort of upbringing, a pug just learns to roll with the punches!"

Chandler: "Babies and pugs get along great! In some cultures, we're considered good luck!"

Chandler: "Because you are at the bottom of the pack, and people at the bottom have to do whatever people at the top say. That's how things work. And, I say don't talk to me, boy, while I'm peeing!"

Chandler: "I'm not real big on walks. Too much like exercise."