Chandler: "I'm not real big on walks. Too much like exercise."
Chandler: "With that sort of upbringing, a pug just learns to roll with the punches!"
Chandler: "How should I know? Do I look like I speak tree?"
Chandler: "Because you are at the bottom of the pack, and people at the bottom have to do whatever people at the top say. That's how things work. And, I say don't talk to me, boy, while I'm peeing!"
Chandler: "Babies and pugs get along great! In some cultures, we're considered good luck!"