Watson: "You should dump Pokorny right away."
Dobie: "My system, for most of us, would mean less work. A lot less because, when it comes right down to it, all we really need is food, shelter and something to do."
Kaylie: "I thought all we need is love."
Dobie: "I was referring to physical needs."
Kaylie: "So was I."
Dobie: "I'd forgotten all about them. What are they doing up this way? Think they figured out where...?"
Kaylie: "Who knows? Just keep driving!"
Dobie: "Money is the root of all evil."
Kaylie: "I must be extra good, then, because I ain't got none!"
Kaylie: "Didn't you hear JD?! He's going to kill you!"
Blount: "Whatever he does to me, it'll be worth it."
Kaylie: "So, tell me your life story."
Dobie: "Why, so you can go back to sleep?"
Dobie: "You're like a flower surrounded by... fertilizer."
Kaylie: "Um... no one's ever said that before. I'm not sure how to take it."
Kaylie: "Your date's, um, salad dressing shouldn't have anything in it she's never swallowed before."