"Your date's, um, salad dressing shouldn't have anything in it she's never swallowed before."
"Money is the root of all evil."
"I must be extra good, then, because I ain't got none!"
"My system, for most of us, would mean less work. A lot less because, when it comes right down to it, all we really need is food, shelter and something to do."
"I thought all we need is love."
"I was referring to physical needs."
"So was I."
"Didn't you hear JD?! He's going to kill you!"
"Whatever he does to me, it'll be worth it."
"So, tell me your life story."
"Why, so you can go back to sleep?"
"I'd forgotten all about them. What are they doing up this way? Think they figured out where...?"
"Who knows? Just keep driving!"
"You're like a flower surrounded by... fertilizer."
"Um... no one's ever said that before. I'm not sure how to take it."