"I never hear a 'Well done' or 'Nice job.' 'Nice ass' doesn't count."
"Later. You are quite pretty."
"He's happy to see me."
"Of course he is happy to see you. He would be happy to see the devil himself at this point. You ever spent a night in a Malaysian jail?"
"Have you ever wondered why you were chosen for this? Have you ever asked yourself, 'Why me?'"
"No. I'm not the type. I just figured sh*t happens. Just having a run of bad luck. Funny."
"You cannot simply quit a job like this. No one gets out alive."
"You might be smart with computers, but in real life you are a complete idiot."
"Just wondering what you've been smoking."
"He has already left a slime trail leading up to me."
"You do that again, sunshine, and I will leave you dead on the floor."
"Programmer, data entry clerk, whatever. How have you not gone insane already!?"
"Put some clothes on! Nobody wants to see that."
"All the great military operations had memorable names: 'Charge of the Light Brigade', 'Operation Overlord.' How about 'Operation Make Him Your Bitch' or 'Operation Dimwit?'"