WILLIAM ARTHUR HOLMES (contact me here)

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Quotes from My Novels

Toby -- Lottery President

"How much do I get?"
"What makes you think you get anything?"
"Dude! I'm your brother. You gotta give me something."
"No, I don't, actually."

"You're not much of a politician."
"Thanks! That's my best quality."

"You really think the President is in charge of anything? He's a figurehead, a spokesman... he's the country's Vanna White."

"You've been appointed president of the United States!"
"Since when is the President of the United States an 'appointed' position?"
"Since 2000, at least."

"He's really come a long way in such a short time, thanks to me."

"Dude, have you forgotten how it's done? If you want to go out with a girl, you ask her yourself. You don't send Brad Pitt to ask for you. She'll want to go out with Brad Pitt."


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