WILLIAM ARTHUR HOLMES (contact me here)

Toby

Toby: "Dude, have you forgotten how it's done? If you want to go out with a girl, you ask her yourself. You don't send Brad Pitt to ask for you. She'll want to go out with Brad Pitt."

Toby: "You've been appointed president of the United States!"
Benny: "Since when is the President of the United States an 'appointed' position?"
Toby: "Since 2000, at least."

Toby: "You really think the President is in charge of anything? He's a figurehead, a spokesman... he's the country's Vanna White."

Toby: "You're not much of a politician."
Benny: "Thanks! That's my best quality."

Toby: "How much do I get?"
Benny: "What makes you think you get anything?"
Toby: "Dude! I'm your brother. You gotta give me something."
Benny: "No, I don't, actually."

Rudy: "Do you even know what your mother died of?"
Toby: "It was a long time ago. It's not healthy to dwell on the past."
Rudy: "It was only seven years ago!"

Toby: "He's really come a long way in such a short time, thanks to me."