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Watson

Watson: "You should dump Pokorny right away."
Kaylie: "Okay."

Watson: "What's with the gun?"
Charonne: "Pokorny was babbling about rainbows and lollipops, and I thought I should have a gun in case I needed to shoot him."

Watson: "You need to mate with Watson, that tall, very dark and handsome gentleman following you around."

Watson: "Remember Colonel Charonne? He's got a thing for you. Hates you. Keeps going on about 'stamping out The Red Menace' or some such. I've seen it before. You need to go away if you know what's good for you."

Watson: "Charonne wants to make sure you don't turn into some sort of charismatic leader like Mahatma Gandhi"

Watson: "Even if it was loaded, it'd be hard to shoot me with the safety on."